Gaffes

Found it on YouTube

He's called Prince (perhaps the new No 10 cat is called after the talking dog!).

My husband has a way of deliberately changing words one was a cyclamen which between us became a clitoris plant. He mentioned this to his friend who told his wife who thought it was funny. We were at a dinner one evening when his wife started talking about plants when we heard her say “ I have a lovely clitoris it’s a beautiful red colour” someone else jumped in with I love clematis as well. Phew.