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Joke about a frog

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VB000 Sun 08-Jan-23 12:59:55

Hope ok to post, something light-hearted to raise a smile.
We got a baby frog and decided to get a DNA test for it..

He turned out to be mostly Irish.. a little bit Italian.. somewhat German.. and a tad Pole.

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FarNorth Sun 08-Jan-23 13:05:20

grin

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Wheniwasyourage Sun 08-Jan-23 13:07:50

Did you hear about the frog who wanted something to read, so he went to the library. The librarian came across him sitting on a shelf, throwing the books off one by one and saying "Reddit, reddit, reddit..."

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HeavenLeigh Sun 08-Jan-23 13:11:55

🤣

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VB000 Sun 08-Jan-23 13:48:04

Wheniwasyourage

Did you hear about the frog who wanted something to read, so he went to the library. The librarian came across him sitting on a shelf, throwing the books off one by one and saying "Reddit, reddit, reddit..."

🤣🤣🤣

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Spinnaker Sun 08-Jan-23 14:15:16

😂😂😂 Love both these jokes

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Grandmadinosaur Sun 08-Jan-23 14:34:00

What happened when the frogs car broke down?

It got toad away.

Sorry as you may guess it was out of a Christmas cracker.

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Oreo Sun 08-Jan-23 14:40:03

I 🤣 at all of these, even the one from a cracker.

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Grannybags Sun 08-Jan-23 15:00:55

Ha ha to all the above! grin

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Clawdy Sun 08-Jan-23 23:03:48

Too long to put on here, but everyone probably remembers the "wide mouth tree frog" one!!

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HotfootSue67 Mon 09-Jan-23 08:31:20

Ha ha that was so funny!! Nice one lol

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Gingster Mon 09-Jan-23 08:42:11

Those are both so funny. Given me and Dh a smile to start the day, Thankyou.😀

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