You are a Burglar

The key to bleed the radiators and the spare fuses

Someone has already done that here

The absence of which small things would pee you off most?
For me it would be lip balms and tissues

Nell8

All the mirrors

That would delight me!

Door handles and door knobs.

The window lock keys.

All coffee paraphenalia.

deodorant

TV sets
Router box
Sofa seat and back cushions
Matches

Is the burglar a leprechaun?

One glove
One slipper
The biscuit box

The second book in any series and the second DVD in any series .

Every third pot plant.

One curtain.

All the medication and tablets
Vinegar, sauce and ketchup
Tin opener and potato peeler
Scissors, cotton and sewing thread

A favourite cushion.

One glove, or one of anything which comes in pairs.

Scissors.

The 2 metal grills that sit on top of the burners of a gas hob.

My address book

My dictionary.

The bus timetable.

The last pages of any whodunnit books.

Door keys. Any chocolates lying around (!)

The Mary Berry and/or Nigella and/or Delia cook book(s)
Great thread and some of you are evil geniuses.

String (as much as possible!)
Sellotape and parcel tape.
Kitchen scissors.
Air fresheners.
I have strange obsessions!

And worst of al.........phone.

Kettle
Router
Spare batteries

One sock from every pair
Elastic from their knickers

One of a pair of knitting needles currently in use.

secateurs

Spare socks in the hope they match mine

The wheelie bin rota ! (4 bins here, 1 every fortnight, 2 on alternate fortnights and one every 4th week, )

Spectacles,

if they are like me they could look for days without realising

downtoearth!! You are a sadist! (But how inventive)
I'd cut the plugs off everything and take them away.