Hello! 
I am fat.
But I do not like saying ‘I am fat’.
But neither do I like ‘curvaceous’ (probably the best of a bad bunch); ‘cuddly’ (bleugh); ‘curvalicious’ (give me strength); or the word de joure ‘thick’ (
)
Can you think of any acceptable, non-cringe words for not being slender? Because I can’t
Thank you!
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