You see, I've only got 2, and I need 3.
One to put over my mouth when I cough, one to hold my ribs, which hurt when I cough, and the extra one to hold the top of my head which feels as if it's going to fly off when I cough.
So, I think the easiest for an assistant to help with would be the head.
Shin pads might be advisable, because the speed and gay abandon with which I cross my legs when I cough could carry considerable risk of injury! 
Waste of prescription meds on news 🧐
I suppose I shouldn’t have been annoyed, but…
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so anything could happen!
As Rufus Sewell is, apparently, otherwise engaged would a far more mundane approach help? I'm thinking of a wide scarf bound around your ribcage. It's surprisingly effective, if not as exciting as Mr S! In your condition, excitement may not be a good thing! 
