I think I've lost the plot

I'm going to ask these companies for a free shredder as the most mail I receive in a year is about Life Insurance, Wills, Funerals, Home Delivery meals, Immobility items, Retirement Villages in your area, Incontinence, Snug Slippers, the list goes on. Ah well, soon be November 5th----I'll have my own bonfire.

I'm bombarded with the damn things and don't need reminding that my days could be numbered.

That parsnip jam bloke is seriously weird. In the first advert we see him watching 'birds' through binoculars. He seemed to be the local voyeur and no one batted an eye.

Excellent.
They are despicable.
Twenty years ago it was all about 'debt consolidation' and now it's the death brigade.
The adverts on daytime TV are sooo depressing; parsnip jam or no parsnip jam.

Brilliant ???

What have I done wrong? I’ve got one foot in the grav3 and never offered anything like that! ???

Love it ?

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I was moaning because I keep getting junk mail about Retirement Villages!
And I think I'm older than you, vampirequeen