I’ve managed to catch my foot in a pair of wide leg trousers and trip down the stairs. I’ve done it twice in recent months and for that reason I’ve stopped wearing them. On both occasions I was fortunately on the last couple of steps and it was more of a trip, skip and a jump to the floor and managed to avoid a proper fall. But it was enough to shake me up and consign the wide leg trousers to the charity bag.
Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaaa! An OBE in exchange for the State Pension?
I Shall Be a Weather Forecaster In My Next Life Or...
"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.


