There is a field close to where I live where various political parties have placed their election posters/banners. This is how they looked today:
Labour - nowhere in sight
Green Party - banner blown away
LibDems - posts leaning dangerously close to the ground and some posters blown away
Conservative - post solidly upright and posters firmly in place
The land is dry, and the people are ...stupid?
Why can't I wear this to a wedding?



meaning they are better! 