Clever company names

We had a local hairdressers called Hairrods painted in green livery, like the famous London store.

Our local chippy is called "Oh My Cod".

We have a local hairdressers called Hairy Poppins

In Fuengirola, near where we live in Spain, there is a mini market popular with ex-pats called ‘Spainsburys’.
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Greenfinch, is that the one that we lost from our town?

I have seen "The Cod Father" and a shoe shop with the sign "R.Soles"

Of course there are also hairdressers called "Curl Up & Dye"

I can't see the DGSs being thrilled at Christmas crackers with birdseed in them!

Loft conversion company called Loft in Space.

There is a dog walking business near here called ‘The Fairy Dog Mother - Canine Enrichment and Critter Cuddling’.

A hairdressers in a village near us was called “headmasters study” and another was “cut above”.

Driving school near us called El Paso

An aerial installation company in Cumbria that brags on their van "best erections in town".

Auntieflo Yes it is.Lisa continued to cut DH's hair at home but now she has moved to Portsmouth because of the ridiculous property prices around here

An oldie, and not really a company name; but I still like the sign in a camping shop that read 'Now is the winter of our discount tents'. (Well, someone might not have heard it )

A pub in Glasgow called The Office ,handy for calling home ..Hi Honey I'm still in the office...lol
Hairdressers are great at these sort of names too. We had a Curl up and Dye locally WHen we opened our first mini lab in the 80's I wanted to call it Hocus Focus .I was outvoted .The film rep liked it though .

Sunny is this for real and attempt at deft advertising?

Hmm, I should think there will be an awful lot of bird poop around popping them As for the name...sh...!

When my married name was Minhas I was making hats. My label was Minhats. I still have Posh Frocks and Little Posh Frocks. Sex it all.

There’s a mobile kebab van in the Bristol area named “Jason Donervan”

A plumbers merchants called The Dripping Tap

A plumber near me is called all balls and cocks.

A wine shop in North Somerset called Amy's Winehouse and a hairdressers called Cutting Edge

We went through the village of knockin and yes the local store was call “the knockin shop”.

Whilst on holiday this year visited a hairdresser located in what was originally old farm buildings -The Shearing Shed.

There used to be a greengrocer near here called Meloncauli.