Woke up uglier than yesterday

Scousegirl and Lemon you'd have to give him a bucket. When he's in the downstairs loo he sounds just like a horse.

Don't want to be pessimistic Caro but I got a spot on my face about 4 years ago. It loved it there and stayed! I can't tell you what tortures I've endured to get rid of it but still it won't go. 4 years of people saying 'oh dear, you've got something on your face'. I do hate this age thing!

Caro haha what can I say, I like the sound of his Einstein like hair.
I do have sympathy for you though because the horrid nail flinging is shudder inducing.
An idea! Allow him to sleep on the other side of the bed, and then hey presto! No more eiderdown stamping.

Love these posts had a really good chuckle.
Tea tree oil smells really strong not sure I'd want to put it on the end of my nose. Although might be a good idea CaroDane
(re Gt Dane's flatulence problems).

lemon We already have twin beds, if I stick him on the other side of the bed he'll be out the window on top of the kitchen extension.

And that tea tree oil burns. At least that's what Gt Dane said when he put it on his behind following the advice from melp1

Kim is chunky in a good way.

I was amazed to see suits in Primark at £15! No good going cheap at our age though, DH is getting more and more wear out of his as time goes by.

£15 in Primark?
I'm taking the tags back out the bin and this one can go back to Tesco then tomorrow. Gt Dane only dropped a few crumbs from a wagon wheel on it and they'll brush off.

justwokeup FOUR YEARS, FOUR YEARS!
Which gypsy did you run over on a dark night then?

I have laughed so much at this thread I was in danger of a coronary.
Choking with laughter at the idea of Gt Dane woozily walking out the bedroom window onto the kitchen extension and piddling from there!

Earlier in the thread someone spoke of doors banging and it reminded me of how I once looped a Kotex round each door knob to stop a nightly banging door in our house.

Dad had procrastinated over fixing it for weeks and Mum got crosser and crosser because it used to wake everyone up so I thought this a brilliant idea.

By heck, I didn't half get into trouble for that.

Tea tree should always be diluted btw with a carrier oil.

Thanks for the laughter CarolDane

Well I've nearly choked on my coffee trying to stifle the laughs on here so as not to wake Mr W even though he's in another room and sleeps with his C-Pap machine and a fan blasting at his head. It's like being in a wind tunnel!

Suits from Tescos now there's a thought. A good friend passed away yesterday and amidst the shock and sadness Mr W started worrying about what he can wear to the funeral - all his suits went to the charity when he stopped needing them for work. I wonder if they do them in man mountain size? Far from losing weight like Gt Dane he's twice the man he used to be (possibly quadruple if you go back to when we met although he was only 11 back then and still in short trousers ? ). Trousers will have to accommodate his tangerine sized hernia too which he's been carrying around for the past year ( and you thought a spot was bad!) so need to be extra roomy. I don't suppose he could get away with black jogging bottoms? No thought not. A trip to Jacamo it is then - I hate shopping for his clothes only marginally less than he does ?

Willow500 he sounds a corker Is he supposed to have all that electronic stuff or have you sellotaped him to the bed so you can torture him?

Is it OK for 11 year olds to pursue men in short trousers?

Caro as he can't stand the slightest chink of light in his room I'm seriously considering getting him an eye mask to complete the night time ensemble - the only drawback is the frequent bathroom trips he has to make as he is likely to either strangle himself on the pipe or wake me up walking into the door!

Lessismore I pursued him for 4 years before finally bagging him at 15 although thankfully by then he'd progressed to long trousers.

I love him really - honest

Been having a bad few days recently, rather depressed about several things. But reading these posts has made me laugh out loud. You really are all marvellous!!

I must say I'm disappointed not one of you has enquired as to how my spot is today
One new thread and that's it, you're stampeding off like pigs on a truffle hunt!

For my lone reader I shall simply say, it is redder but smaller.

millymouge don't be sad. Things could be worse - don't quite know how, with Trump/Boris/Brexit/HS2/Plastic Waste/Meghan Markle/Potential Food Riots to name but a few but then again I've always been an optimist

You could be me - fat, ancient, spotty and married to Great Dane. Count yourself lucky!

I do Caro ? as Mr Lemongrove is still attractive, still hasn’t gone grey or bald or fat or stumbles about in the ‘wee’ small hours.What more can a woman want??

Mind you, he never buys me chocolate.?

Forgot to say......I had been worrying about your spot and how it’s getting on, in fact last night I could hardly get a wink of sleep.

Oh Thank God someone has a social conscience! They're a callous unfeeling lot on here, always ready to mock the afflicted and recommend remedies that cause more harm than good. ( THINKING OF THE RING OF FIRE CAUSED BY NEGLIGENT ADVICE IN RELATION TO GREAT DANE'S BEHIND)

Must say Mr Lemongrove sounds exceedingly tasty.
Fancy one of those parties where you throw the car keys in a dish and then swop?
I could give Gt Dane's truss a polish and he can give a good suck?

could give Gt Dane's truss a polish and he can give a good suck

CarolDane !!!

Sadly, I am now too helpless with laughter to seduce anyone's DH (not that I would, perish the thought)

But for the record, I'm rather fond of big, bearded men, having had several one or two lovers of that description over the years.

BradfordLass72 Good God I'm shocked! It seems that the stories I've been hearing about debauchery and loose morals north of Manchester are all true!

A couple of Big Bearded Lovers!

Sure you haven't been on the hard stuff and manhandling the ferrets at Mill again?