Snog, Marry, Avoid (Just for fun)

No phoenix ya have to choose from what we've been given!

Marry Corbyn , couldn’t snog, that stain on his moustache under his nose
but have separate houses Anniebach?

Give us 3 more then Gonegirl (it's funnier if they are all awful!!!)

I 'ave. Read the effin' thread.

Has no-one posting ever met a man who couldn't be called good looking but for some reason makes you feel tingly all over with lust? Well then!
Oh yes, but I'm not telling, his wife might be on GN!!

But not one of those three, sorry.

Do we have to?

Yes *Callistemon, London and Wales

Oh just seen them!

Marry Merkel
Snog the Rocket man
Avoid Trump

GG now you're really making life difficult with those three!

I could spend happy days making down on the allotment and making jam with Corbyn - as long as nothing else was involved. We could talk about the old days.

Hunt - possibly snog

Johnson - I'm too old for him and would have to keep him away from my daughters.

making ?
making soup?
growing fruit I meant to say

Hmmm?
Snog Boris (no deep throat)
Marry Hunt (clean and respectable)
Avoid Corbyn (he'll end up looking like the dad in Steptoe & Son)

Marry Merkel - not my type really!
Snog Rocket boy - not a real snog just a peck on the cheek
Avoid Trump - will anyone choose to snog him I wonder!

GillT57 I spluttered my over my keyboard when I read your post!!

The babe magnet Corbyn also knits!
Definitely going to marry him - he can finish off all my unfinished projects.
Yes, yes, yes

Callistemon if you want to spend your days "making down" on an allotment who are we to judge you (I assume that is a euphemism for something??)

love amongst the gooseberry bushes

memo to self - check if you change your post halfway through

would you trust Boris if you had lovely daughters?

Mind you, they would give him short shrift.

You see, my way of dealing with marrying Corbyn is to send him off to the allotment (while I briefly snog Hunt), and by the time Corbyn has dug over a few rods and perches and chains ( see how up to date I am with allotment terminology), and planted all my winter veg, harvested what I need, made soup with it, picked fruit and made jam.....then he will just be glad of a kind word and a cup of tea ( and maybe a lecture on where he has gone wrong to bore him to sleep). Oh, and he can knit me a nice Fairisle sweater for the winter before he drops off. So, that's him sorted without any 'unpleasantness'.

Sorry Callistemon. But, I bet he is a farter.

Hell's teeth!

I'd want nothing to do with any of those three men.

Is running for the hills an option? Or joining a nunnery? Please say 'yes'.

Gill you make Corbyn sound such a good catch! Now we know why he's had three wives.

Mind you, he's vegan and grows his own veg, could be a bit windy.

GiT57 It's a good thing I've finished my otherwise this keyboard could be wrecked by now

sorry about spelling, GillT57 it's not the , it's because I'm laughing so much

It's ok callistemon I have been called worse! Riverwalk yes, vegans can be a bit windy I believe, all those artichokes play havoc, maybe that is why he has had three wives? GG54 I agree that he could end up looking like old man Steptoe, but at least he could knit himself a better cardi eh?

Snog Boris (yuk)
Marry Hunt (yuk)
Avoid Jezza