And the award for "The Most Stupid Question" goes to.........

Dangerous stuff, spam!
The thought of a warehouse loaded with spam ready to be inflicted on an unsuspecting population doesn't bear thinking about.

Don't worry I am still around but working with others until around 8pm

Oh, and the offensive post from Phoenix can remain, so no need to cut and paste.

oh and the offensive post from Phoenix can remain etc
Too generous Grandad
As I recall it is GNHQ who decide whether to delete or not, and not you, but of course I could be wrong.
Clearly no overwhelming wave of deletion requests from other quarters however.

So glad you found my post offensive, Grandad1943 at least I know it was understood.

Now, did you understand it, and how did it go down when you shared it with your "friends" in the office?

Damn, should have been "read" as the last word of the first para.

Still, I'm sure you get the gist.

He really is a knob, isn't he?

Whatever we say about our OH in humour at least most of us are still married or have been for many years. Its all part of a happy, say going relationship to be able to laugh at each other, something granddad doesn't seem to understand.

Barmeyoldbat that is something that we all understand, but it would seem that others don't!

Perhaps you could ask GNHQ for a knob emoji, phoenix.

Somehow I think that request would be turned down, Lisagran!

However I would really, really like an edit facility, and believe that other members have expressed the same wish.

More chance of getting a knob, I reckon.

An actual knob, or a knob emoji, MissA?!

So glad you found my post offensive, Grandad1943 at least I know it was understood.

Phoenix, Quote [<<<snip>>>how did it go down when you shared it with your "friends" in the office?<<<snip>>>] End Quote

Phoenix, yes, it was shared very widely outside the office, that's why I want it to remain there.

I believe many think that post states far more about you and this forum, than anything stated to me within it.

Anyway, at the end of a twelve hour day, we are off for a pint, so I will hear where it was shared and the reaction then.

In other news, it's been a beautiful, clear day here.

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When I once tried to use this for a “thumbs down” it occasioned some hilarity (maybe they should have gone to Specsavers)
Would it do?

With respect granddad1943. You must be very lonely, after a 12 hour day you choose to go to a pub not go home.

Phoenix, Quote [<<<snip>>>how did it go down when you shared it with your "friends" in the office?<<<snip>>>] End Quote

The snip... snip made me however!

Need to vent.....

OH: Do we need anything from the shops or are we all sorted now?
Me: We could do with another bottle of sherry; the bottle in the cupboard is almost empty.
OH: I'm going to Sainsbury'slater, I'll pick a bottle up. What kind?
Me: Pale cream please. Or medium dry perhaps.

Just now...

OH: Here's your sherry, hope it's the right one.
Me: It's a bottle of ruby port?
OH: Well, it's the same thing isn't it? No difference.

Àaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhh!

Any old port in a storm?

I'd like to brain him with it Maw.

Wait untill the bottle is empty Chewbacca

No, its heaviest when full Annie.

I hope it's a litre bottle Chewbacca and not a mere 70cl

Yes * Chewbacca*, but a full bottle could kill and Christmas Day in a police cell not the best place to be