On my mobile.
First, very poor line, lady who sounded Chinese. Who knew my surname.
"Hello, is that Mr *
Who wants to know?
"I am calling from ( undecipherable) and your computer has big problem, we can fix now"
Oh No! I was wondering about that, with all the smoke, not usually that much.
"Can you be seated at front of you?"
I`ll try....is it dangerous?
"we can sort this quick, we help with simple do as I say"
It`s OK, I have sorted it.
"Wha` you mean?"
I put it in a bucket of water like you said.
"Why you do dat?? in water?
You told me to. Now the plug on the wall is on fire.
"You should not do this I not say do this"
Can I speak to your supervisor?
Call ended. Not sure why.
Next call, same again, asking for me by name.
I am the butler, I will just get him, he is on the roof getting a ball.
Pause.
Hello?
" Mr ***?
Yes?
"are you the vodafone account holder?"
I`m sure Vodafone has more than one account holder, but I am an account holder, why?
"I am pleased to tell you you are eligible for our special business rates promotion!"
Even my sort of business??
"What business is that? I am sure we have a package for you"
I have a business that specialises in tracing cold callers and forwarding the database to the appropriate authorities.
Call ended.
Never say bye bye properly these people.