Harry doesn't know what he's missing
Merlotgran; Aren't Harry and Meghan wonderful! They've already performed miracle No.1 out at drought-stricken Dubbo this morning, when the heavens opened up just in time for the many thousands of worshippers, who had been gathering since dawn, to give the Royal visitors a real Aussie welcome and to hear Harry's speech. Umbrellas, which I thought had become obsolete in Dubbo and elsewhere, sprouted up like mushrooms, and unlike Trump, who neglected the First Lady, Harry did protect Meghan from the elements.
Harry said it was their gift to Dubbo! Wonderful!
Pity about the flies out at the farm, but at least Harry was adept at the "salute"! 
And don't H and M know how to "work" a crowd? Our TV presenters, mainly youngish ladies, were in raptures, especially when the toddlers appeared on camera and when Harry met his old "flame" in Sydney. Absolutely wonderful!
So there you are Merlotgran; I don't imagine they were even thinking of you.! 
Btw. Your dress code seems like it was a war time Land Army Girl outfit. 