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What I’d do with the extra inch

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petunia Thu 11-Oct-18 08:48:07

Just an inch or so would make all the difference. Well it would to me. But before you get carried away, this isn’t a saucy suggestion. Sorry.
There are several ways that inch would be helpful
Being an inch or so taller. Oh I hate being short. And I seem to have got shorter as I get older. In a crowd, I’m the one jumping up and down behind the six foot six giant of a man standing at the front. And nowadays, if you go to a concert, although there may be allocated seating, the second the star walks on stage, EVERYONE stands up, and stays on their feet till the last encore. And even in tiered seating, I am craning and shifting about to even catch a glance of the person I’ve just spent a fortune trying to see. So an extra inch would be useful
Being a rounder shaped lady, the loss of an inch or two would make my life easier. An inch off the hips and inch off the tum. Long haul flights would be so much easier if I wasn’t concerned about my spreading hips encroaching on the person I’m sitting next to. Even worse if that person is broad around the beam as well. The whole flight becomes almost intimate as our bodies touch and warmth is generated. And an extra inch off my middle would make those accidental looks in the mirror more bearable. You know the ones. You are in an unfamiliar shop, you look around and there’s a short, chubby woman dressed like you. Only it isn’t a stranger, you have caught sight of yourself, sideways in a mirror. So yes, one extra inch off would be welcome
And finally, that extra inch I crave. Could it be on my legs please? I can never seem to find trousers that are the length of my legs. I so often end up hemming them or turning the cuffs over to fit.
Anyone else need an extra inch?

MawBroon Thu 11-Oct-18 08:50:02

My problem Petunia

petunia Thu 11-Oct-18 08:55:19

ha ha.me to MawBroon. me too

Kim19 Thu 11-Oct-18 10:15:49

'On' would be the legs for me and 'off' the tummy, please. Preferably both, of course!

nipsmum Thu 11-Oct-18 10:18:38

Oh joy of joys I've just found M&S make one style of trousers in an extra short. They fit without any alterations. I too you will understand have short legs.

Minerva Thu 11-Oct-18 10:22:41

Off the length of my feet. From the age of 13 I would have so loved to be able to go into a shoe shop and expect to find my size in every shoe. Old age hasn’t helped as they seem to be bigger still.

Megs36 Thu 11-Oct-18 10:25:02

Bon Marche have several different lengths and styles too.

Jalima1108 Thu 11-Oct-18 10:26:04

Perhaps I'm greedy because I would like three inches off my middle and added to my height

That's me MawBroon grin

Jalima1108 Thu 11-Oct-18 10:27:15

nipsmum I used to be 'regular' but now I'm kind of 'in between'
It's not me, it's M&S sizing

silverlining48 Thu 11-Oct-18 10:37:09

Enjoyed your post petunia. The cartoon made me smile maw. I would love an extra inch of height because it would move me out of very early obesity (bmi30) into just being overweight. My goal. What joy.

I could do with about a foot off my hips though if at all possible, but every little helps. Where’s that height fairy when you need her .

GrannyGravy13 Thu 11-Oct-18 10:46:21

I am only 5'2" size 10/8 bottoms, but with 32H bust, I would like to transfer some "bust inches" to my height please.

marpau Thu 11-Oct-18 11:00:51

I could have written your post Petunia every word of it refers to me

diddy Thu 11-Oct-18 11:04:56

Me too

Apricity Thu 11-Oct-18 11:11:49

It's all in the context. As an old saying goes, an inch is a lot on the end of a nose. And how often have I prattled on about good things coming in small packages! Says she who is all of a rapidly diminishing 5' 1". And now the term "Little Granny" has entered the rapidly growing grandchildren's lexicon. Sigh!!!!

henetha Thu 11-Oct-18 11:19:08

I'm the exact opposite! At 5'7" I always felt too tall and wished I could be short. I've shrunk quite a bit and am only 5'5" now, but still taller than most of my friends.
It would help if I was willowy and elegant, but I'm not, I'm podgy and clumsy. Oh dear!

libra10 Thu 11-Oct-18 11:36:27

I'm another gransnetter who would love an extra inch or 10!

When shopping at Tesco, or other stores, I have to ask my husband to reach the top shelf. Clothes are difficult to find in my size, although Bon Marche do trousers starting at leg length 25". And taking a meagre size 2 in shoes, Pavers seems to be the only shop on the high street catering for this size.

Petite sizes aren't always 'petite' enough!

Sheilasue Thu 11-Oct-18 11:37:25

Oh love yourself for what you are, we were born with what we got so make the most of it. I have big boobs 38g.
Fashion for us older ladies is so much better and we dress ourselves up to look fantastic or dress down and still look smart, make the most of what you have.

Jessity Thu 11-Oct-18 11:38:55

Petunia, you could have been writing for me. I'm so tired of holding trousers against me in a shop and finding they trail on the floor several inches beyond the end of my feet.

And don't you just hate those clothing websites which say "the model is 5'10" and wearing size 8". Grrrrr.

mabon1 Thu 11-Oct-18 11:43:04

If you are well then why are you moaning? a lady I know would give her right arm to be able to get out of bed each day.

Jalima1108 Thu 11-Oct-18 11:50:46

I don't think the OP is moaning mabon - I find it rather amusing.,

And how do you know what ails any Gransnetter - just because they don't post about it does not mean they may not have problems.
Yes, we can always find someone worse off than ourselves but it doesn't mean that we should not wish to be a bit taller, lovelier, slimmer etc.

gillybob Thu 11-Oct-18 11:51:11

Oh for goodness sake mabon1 do you not have a single lighthearted bone in your body?

If anyone wants an inch from my waistline (or back fat) they can have it gladly. Not giving up one inch of my 5ft 6" height though as it helps spread the weight about.

Jalima1108 Thu 11-Oct-18 11:53:50

5' 6" envy gillybob
I just wanted to be 5' 7" but I'd settle for 5' 6"!

grandtanteJE65 Thu 11-Oct-18 12:02:11

Buy Levis jeans in a Levis shop - they still shorten them for you. I know from experience being 5"2 in my stockinged feet.

gillybob Thu 11-Oct-18 12:03:54

I always wanted to be petite when I was younger Jalima but now that the weight is creeping on and I have lost the willpower to diet, I am grateful for being able to spread it around a bit.

Legs55 Thu 11-Oct-18 12:18:48

1" off my tummy a few more would be better

MawBroon I have that magnet on my fridge, I love Garfieldsmile