Come the (GN) revolution, the following will be banned or severely dealt with!

One size tights (is there anyone they actually fit?)

No ad on radio or TV should be permitted to run more than once in any hour.

Junk mail. If I haven't asked for it, I don't want it.

There's so much to protest about! Why don't we all revolt NOW!!! Or are we already revolting?

And funeral plan ads.

and all the money lenders. - that should, of course, be all money lenders ads.

Oh I'm 100% with you on reality TV N&G!

And on the subject of TV ads, phoenix, can we also please ban all the ambulance chaser lawyer ads, and all the money lenders. Plus ANY advert which has a man dressed in women's clothes including high heels, ugh!!! In fact, let's just completely ban Money Supermarket altogether.

M6 motorway roadworks, endless cones and no workmen.
Water utility companies not fixing leaks
Neighbours dog shut outside to yap, yap, yap.
So many Brexit threads on Gransnet constantly repeating the same thing, over & over & over again! Just consolidate them into one.

Most of the above and also people who exercise their dogs on school playing fields. I see it every day around here. Even if they do pick up the poo, are they happy to have schoolchildren playing football and rugby in grass covered in dog pee?

Constant murders on tv . Will be restricted to one per channel per night.

Reality TV - the likes of TOWIE etc.

People who are famous for being...well famous... like the Kardashians.

TV and radio presenters who pronounce the word 'create' as 'crate'. As already mentioned "he turned round and said". - as Peter Kay would say, what's that all about>

Dog walkers who see me coming with two dogs on lead and let their several off lead dogs run up to mine. The other dog walkers always shout "it's ok, they're friendly". - I'm at risk of shouting back 'mine are killers'.

Roadworks that nobody’s ever working on.

Pubs without drip mats.

People who pick up their dog poo then throw the bag over a wall.

This is fun. I didn’t realise I was such a miserable git.

Windy weather. Just what is the point of it?

Skirts that cling to your tights.

Buses that turn up so late they pass you between stops when you’ve given up and started to walk.

And paying for parking by phone. Will be totally banned. Cash machines will be reinstalled. Or contactless card reading machines .
Also having to deal with your bank by phone. Branches will be reinstated. Perhaps we could have multi bank shops, rather like check ins at airports.

Most of the above plus people who sit on the outside seat on the bus with their bag next to them and don't/won’t move across so others can sit down.

Tea shops that refused to serve me at 5 to 4 as they close at 4pm. Despite the chairs still being outside and the door open. And not being at all apologetic about it. And when does time for tea stop at 4pm?
It's how you say things to people, isn't it?

Ban mobiles on buses, trains etc, unless there is an emergency

I would ban silly buzz words and phrases, eg, “level playing field”, “awesome”, “cool”, etc.

People wearing their nightwear at the supermarket.

Foul language in general conversation.

“I’m on the train” shouted into the mobile for everyone else to hear!

??

The expression that someone is “turning 40/50/70” on their birthday.

“At this moment in time”, “thinking outside the envelope”.

Presenters on the radio with unpleasant voices that grate.

Foul language generally.

ALL of the above!

The person who allows their dog to poo on my drive and doesn't pick up after it
Fly tipping
Workmen who don't turn up

Plus does anywhere other than South Gloucester have those awful double mini roundabouts!!

Poor old cyclists. I’m going to add speeding cyclists on towpaths, especially the ones who don’t use their bells.

For balance, all the drivers round here who park in the cycle lanes.

Strangers on the phone, who when they find my age out, start talking to me in a strange high pitched whiney childrens voice.

To add to the money off labels that don’t come off, the ones on resealable packets that don’t stick. Perhaps we could swap them?

I’ll rise you “cyclists on pavements” Larissa67 to cyclists on busy roads who don’t use the perfectly good cycle lanes which were put there for THEIR safety. Our town is particularly bad for it.

People who buy dogs and then, because they can't be bothered to train them, shut them away in the kitchen for 20 hours a day.
Dog owners who think its fine to not pick up their poo.

Clothes which shrink in the wardrobe in a matter of weeks.
Odd items of clothing which miraculously reappear when their “other half” e.g. jacket or trousers or the only thing that goes, has long gone to the charity shop.