Welcome to the new Argy Bar and cafe, abandon hope all ye who enter here.?

Oh ok I forgive you..welcome back

? Thank you!

I've made a new batch of poteen if anyone interested, it's quite fresh and isn't fermenting yet so good to go, so come and enjoy

I missed you Mary in fact I couldn’t understand it, The Hans were still here and the till was still here, and yet you were missing.I even checked the dark recesses of the cellar.
Even Big Jim was here.
Now that you’ve done your porridge, welcome back to society where we will rehabilitate you by putting you first on the kitchen cleaning rota.....start now if you wouldn’t mind!

It's well seen I've been "away"?. The kitchen is a disaster, yuk. ?
What on earth has been going on ??. In fact, I don't think I want to know!!
Sorry, ☹️I will have to use the hooch as cleaning fluid. It's the only thing strong enough to clean the unmentionables from the work surfaces.?

Right it's Sunday night, surely an excuse to have a drinky before the dreaded Monday as some of us have to work, anyway who is around for a quick snifter? I've just got over the wedding on Friday and am up for another quick one

I’m here now Meno after a day with young DGC I could certainly use a snifter (or three) so set ‘em up!?????

Cor, it ain’t half hot Mum, think I need a few icecubes down me cleavage.

I swore I wouldn't drink again after excellent wedding Friday but Sunday night just screams for a glass of white so please join me Lemon and I will chuck a couple of ice cubes at you as necessary

Laying on sofa with blasted foot elevated (long story) Husband in kitchen has opted to cook steak (with what I have no idea????) waiting for a re-fill of my glass of chilled organic Pinot Grigio (sounds posh but bought in Aldi) think I might have to hop out with my crutches to get my own ???‍♀️?‍♀️

Granny gravy you have to moan a bit until himself hears you and brings a top up, don't stand up or he will never get it, cheers!

Thank you menopaws have just been topped up.

When I cook we have at least 2 veggies and normally 3, Husband has just asked if I approve of his choice of 2, so I have agreed. For the last 3 days he has only provided 1 very small portion of veg to accompany dinner.

He is an exceptional meat / fish / sauce cook, but just doesn't do the potatoes, veg and sides.

Tomorrow will be a whole new ball game, as I shall be instructing him how to use the washing machine and sort the laundry!!!! It may be a very long day!!!!!!

Don't give in, my mums wise words after a major op were.. as soon as you look as if you can do it they will stop helping.. so true, look after yourself GrannyGravy

Now come on Argies the poteen won't last forever

I think you'll find it has gone, Meno. You shouldn't have decanted it into the toilet cleaner bottle to prevent Chewy finding it.
Lemon said I had to do cleaning duties for all my misdemeanours. , so I used it to clean the lavy after Big Jim suffered a reaction to my homemade curry.
GrannyGravy, you will have to share your wine with us, or we won't let you play with.

Curry Mary? I love a curry, bring some in please, Big Jim was always a wimp with anything spicy so would love the chance to sample yours

Well the thing is Meno, I had lost my glasses and I can't see a thing without them. So I just put whatever I could find in the curry. I think I overdid the cabbage and liquorice. Well I think that was what I put in it.
The doctors are hopeful Big Jim will make a full recovery. A few weeks in ICU and he should be as right as rain.

Cabbage and liquorice my favourites ?. I'll have some marydoll my stomach can cope with any curry. Get some plated up better clear a path to the loo just in case

We had better rip up some copies of old newspapers just in case, I think the Izal has run out.

Marvellous. Cabbage and liquorice curry, that will clear out the tubes.

What do you mean the poteen’s all gone? Oh well here are two litres of my best rhubarb gin and some sloe gin too.

That's a bit upmarket for our rough taste buds, Jane......but, "any port in a storm".?

Thankyooooo! Jane

Not sure I fancy that curry ( shudder) isn’t there any good plain food in the kitchen? Soop has been baking today and I believe there is a quiche in the fridge, although I must be careful taking it out, the last time I did that it fell on my foot and I had three broken toes!Soop doesn’t really ‘do’ pastry, but if we cut off all the edges, it should be ok.

Does this boob tube and mini skirt make me look fat?
Am too hot ( in every way) !?

Lemon - YES!