Which fairy would you like to help you?

A fairy that will clean the floors and the oven and paint the outside of the house, tidy the garden, and all the other things I rarely get round to! Or maybe just an energy-boosting fairy, so that I can be bothered to do it all myself!

Can I have a beautifying fairy, please? One who'll choose me some flattering clothes and do my hair, make-up and nails to make me look attractive every day.

Definitely ironing fairy and window cleaning fairy (inside ) windows.

I was thinking of a pedicure fairy to keep my toenails looking pretty but then realised if I wish for Teetimes calorie fairy I’ll be able to do my own pedicure.

An oven cleaning fairy, please! I have one...I part with £60 and it is money well spent.

Mmmm I'd like a floor cleaning fairy. That includes bathroom and kitchen floors, and all the hoovering. If possible could I have another fairy to clean the insides of the windows.

Can I have a work fairy who would let me have a day or two off a week? If not then the one who visits during the night and makes husband's pack up would be greatly appreciated

I’m with you Daisyboots. I’d love a meal planning fairy. Doesn’t have to cook the food, just decide what to have!

Jalima not a problem but because of my joint replacement and other metal I cannot climb even a small ladder.

I am really good at floor cleaning so grandtante provided you live in a normal house and not a mansion that should be doable.

Please can I have the good nights sleep fairy ?

I'd like a chauffeur/car maintenance fairy. The car would be cleaned inside and out, fuel put in and all the other stuff and all I'd have to do would be to sit in the passenger seat and tell it my destination. Bliss.

An empty-the-cat-litter fairy please (one who didn't need to be reminded)

grannyactivist
Ah! but is it freehold or leasehold?
Your client would have had the service charges (and rises) outlined in the papers she signed when buying her property and whenever those service rises occured.
As the client's property has, without doubt, increased in value then she must expect that, like everything else, charges go up.
Her weekly shop, holidays, insurance, train fares all go up...why not service charges?
It's just a fact of life.
I let my family home as it's too big for me now and I rent in another county. The landlord has just said that he wishes to put the rent up by £50pm from mid summer so I will raise the rent I ask for my property accordingly so that my income doesn't change. We all have to juggle.

oldgaijin
Why does it get so dirty? There are liners you can put on the bottom which stop spillages and sprays you use when the oven is still warm. Wait 15-30 minutes and it simply wipes clean with a damp cloth. To pay £60 is madness unless it's never been cleaned in years.

Hm999 not a problem, how often would you like it done/ I have mine to a T now but Tara my cat never appears to be grateful.

Hi Gabriella, I wish it were that simple, but of course it's not. This very elderly disabled lady is on benefits and her income has not kept pace with inflation. Her current inability to meet the charges is due to management putting in a new community kitchen without consulting the residents who are being charged for the new one. This has added hundreds of pounds to her bill unexpectedly. All the residents are cross about this, but for this lady the increase may see her homeless.

Cook!!! All day long my fairy would be a cook! I loathe and detest cooking. I’ve been cooking since I was 13.....first for my family then my husband and kids...and now just me and him. I HATE cooking. If I was on my own tomorrow ...I’d make a saucepan full of soup on Sunday and stick it on fridge and live off it! Also, I don’t much like eating!

Happy to the parking, reverse parallel is one of my few skills. Can get any car into the smallest space in quickest time. Will also happily do your cooking. In return, hoovering, dusting. But most important, all paperwork and bureaucracy. I just go into brain freeze with it.

I'd like a DIY fairy to finish all the unfinished jobs around the house please.

A lovely fairy, just now and again to clean my kitchen venetian blinds over the sink, PLEASE. I really struggle with them!

Nonnie, help!! I need you for the massive task of decluttering and organising my paperwork...but more importantly is there a Good Night's sleep fairy out there??

Cadiz I can fall asleep at the drop of a hat during the day or at my computer and also sleep all night- sorry to make you feel jealous.

A dusting fairy

A kitchen floor washing fairy. It's the fact of moving everything firsr, and putting it all back again after.

There's no need to do much ironing. I dry all clothes, bedding, towels etc. in tumble dryer and hang them up or fold them immediately on taking them out. With softening sheets, virtually no ironing required. You use less electricity using a tumble dryer than ironing all the clothes. Costs much more to iron than tumble drying.