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Most inappropriate hospital play list

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trisher Tue 06-Feb-18 10:12:33

Visiting hospital the other day and listening to hospital radio I heard in the course of a short period
The Boomtown Rats- I hate Mondays-"And the lesson today is how to die!"
and
The Beatles Eleanor Rigby-
Eleanor Rigby died in the church
And was buried along with her name
Nobody came
Father McKenzie wiping the dirt
From his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved
I thought it was perhaps the most inappropriate playlist for a hospital BUT I'm sure that GNers could come up with something better. So please post your suggestions. I know it's black humour but sometimes that gets you through.

JaneD3 Wed 07-Feb-18 11:51:45

Too Old to Rock and Roll, Too Young to Die by Jethro Tull

Hildagard Wed 07-Feb-18 11:59:06

Another bites the dust?

Joyfully Wed 07-Feb-18 11:59:19

Always look on the bright side of life. (Monty Python)

alialiath Wed 07-Feb-18 12:02:29

When I'm Dead and Gone McGuinness Flint

HannahLoisLuke Wed 07-Feb-18 12:04:11

My Way, the first line us "and now the end is near and I face the final curtain"
I believe that was actually played at Sinatra's funeral.

Katek Wed 07-Feb-18 12:10:47

Many years ago my friend had a full New Orleans version of ‘When The Saints Go Marching In’ played just as the curtain closed at the crem. His wishes.

carol58 Wed 07-Feb-18 12:19:12

Please don't make me cry - UB40
Heaven can wait -Meatloaf
I don't wanna lose you - Tina Turner
Running in the family - Level 42 -in the genetics clinic
Hole hearted - Extreme - cardiac dept.
It's a heartache - Bonnie Tyler - also cardiac.
I could go on all day ?.....

alialiath Wed 07-Feb-18 12:35:14

Led Zeppelin In My Time of Dying

Gillcro Wed 07-Feb-18 12:41:02

Many years ago in the 1960s when I was about 8 my mum was in hospital with a broken leg (in them days you were kept in for weeks) and we was only allowed visiting on Saturday afternoons if you was under 14. So my siblings and I put in a radio request forher t which was.. a song called Bits and pieces, by the Dave Clarke 5. My mum though it was hilarious and really cheered her up.

NannyTee Wed 07-Feb-18 12:42:19

Stay with me
Needles and pins
Three steps to heaven

driverann Wed 07-Feb-18 12:46:25

Most if not all the music played by hospital radio has been requested by patients. Or at least it was when I was doing it.

MissAdventure Wed 07-Feb-18 12:53:24

Urology ward - 'Yellow River'

Nanny41 Wed 07-Feb-18 13:05:44

Staying Alive Bee Gees

janeainsworth Wed 07-Feb-18 13:17:27

Rocking pneumonia and the boogie woogie Blues - New Orleans Musicians Clinic

I had a colleague who was an extreme Elvis fan. He let it be known that he wanted ‘Burning Love’ played as his coffin disappeared behind the curtains shockshockgrin

MissAdventure Wed 07-Feb-18 13:19:09

Physiotherapy department - 'Bend me shape me'

Chimaera Wed 07-Feb-18 13:21:17

When I used to work in A&E many years ago, we often had to phone the poisons unit at a London teaching hospital for advice. The hold music was the theme from MASH - 'Suicide is Painless!

ValC Wed 07-Feb-18 13:29:30

"The first cut is the deepest" - can't remember what the song is called but my husband had this played for me when I was recovering from an operation

MissAdventure Wed 07-Feb-18 13:35:05

'I will survive'

morningdew Wed 07-Feb-18 13:55:05

First cut is the deepest

Lindylou23 Wed 07-Feb-18 15:18:34

My DH wants Another one bites the dust as he is wheeled out at his funeral!!!

Urmstongran Wed 07-Feb-18 16:29:14

Hey Miss Adventure you are really good at this!

keffie Wed 07-Feb-18 17:21:01

Help me make it through the night

Veronica72 Wed 07-Feb-18 17:31:02

A colleague of my husband had a black sense of humour and was a great fan of Johnny Cash. At his cremation, at his request, as the coffin went through the doors, they played ‘Ring of Fire’.
‘I fell into a burning ring of fire,
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire.’
Cue shocked laughter all round! But it was entirely appropriate for him.

Venus Wed 07-Feb-18 17:32:10

Candle in the Wind.

littleoldlady Wed 07-Feb-18 17:34:17

Have laughed so much , its cheered me up no end .