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Argy-Bargy Cafe - enter at your peril ?

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Ana Tue 25-Jul-17 16:49:37

Come on, you lot, are you all still comatose after reaching 1,000 posts last night?

That bar won't re-stock itself you know, and I'm too busy buffing my nails...wink

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Marydoll Sat 05-Aug-17 21:33:43

..But he showed me his " credentials"!

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rosesarered Sat 05-Aug-17 21:34:01

As he looks very like Russel Crowe did ten years ago, I am really looking forward to the bunk inspection.

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rosesarered Sat 05-Aug-17 21:35:20

He shows everybody his credentials Mary but as he only likes blondes ( gentlemen prefer them ) I am in there!

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Marydoll Sat 05-Aug-17 21:41:41

How could you be so cruel? ?

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rosesarered Sat 05-Aug-17 21:50:18

Well, am sorry.....perhaps we could share? I will have your Big Jim on Saturdays and you can have the Admiral on Sunday?

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Chewbacca Sat 05-Aug-17 21:57:33

NOOOOOOOO! Big Jim is mine, I tell you. Keep your clammy mitts off him roses! If you go near Big Jim, I'll put a ferret in the Admiral's trousers that should keep him occupied for an hour or so.

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Menopaws Sun 06-Aug-17 00:27:38

Ladies navels, bosons and bristols, it's all very suspicious!

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Chewbacca Sun 06-Aug-17 00:30:20

grin have you been at the pussers rum again Menopaws ? If so, pass it along!

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Menopaws Sun 06-Aug-17 00:39:09

Nope all gone sorry

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Chewbacca Sun 06-Aug-17 00:45:33

envy

What kind of bar is this? The manager sups all the rum! So? What is there to drink?

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Menopaws Sun 06-Aug-17 01:05:45

My sneaky stash in the cellar if u ask nicely

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Marydoll Sun 06-Aug-17 07:43:44

Oh, I have bad news about the stash.......

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Chewbacca Sun 06-Aug-17 10:41:32

Surprise surprise!

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Menopaws Sun 06-Aug-17 19:02:12

Bloody hell you lot, I despair, but if you think I only have one stash you are sorely mistaken!! Ha ha

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Marydoll Sun 06-Aug-17 19:22:35

Meno, I think you may have underestimated us. wink.
We roped "Big" Jim into helping us.

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Menopaws Sun 06-Aug-17 20:15:12

No no he's too short to reach, you are not even warm!

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Ana Sun 06-Aug-17 20:16:51

Ah ha! A CLUE!!!

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Menopaws Sun 06-Aug-17 21:22:39

Damn

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Chewbacca Sun 06-Aug-17 21:32:18

who? Tell me who? Who has the ruddy pussers rum?

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Menopaws Sun 06-Aug-17 21:38:58

The puddy russers pum is safe and sound zzzzzzzz

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Chewbacca Sun 06-Aug-17 22:22:12

grin sunk to new levels of meanness! GIVE ME THE RUM!

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Menopaws Sun 06-Aug-17 22:49:24

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Marydoll Sun 06-Aug-17 23:06:31

Oh Meno, waken up! We need to know where the booze is. We have a bus party of sailors coming in later. They are on home on leave, after 6 months on a desert island.?️ They just want to have fun.??????

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Chewbacca Sun 06-Aug-17 23:11:51

Ssshhhhhhhh! Marydoll ! Leave her sleeping. I've already relieved her of her handbag, watch, coat, earrings and designer shoes. If I can just get my finger up her nostril, I'll have her gold nose stud too! creeps quietly out of the bar, dragging MD

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Menopaws Sun 06-Aug-17 23:15:06

Oh ok I obviously can't convince you I have drunk it all, I'll fish it out of the ancient high up cistern in that old outside toilet that never gets used......ONLY if you let me join your party and introduce me to a fit young sailor

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