Argy-Bargy Cafe - enter at your peril ?

Yes, RIP Pete...

Lona, wasn't it a pair of Gramps' holey old underpants that got used for all the cleaning jobs? (I say cleaning, but really it was just spreading the dirt around...)

Where is Lil? She's still around isn't she?

After we've raised a glass or two to Pete will anyone join me in a bar thumping shout of, 'WE WANT LIL, WE WANT LIL!!!'

Interesting juxtaposition with "Can we talk about slugs please?"

I will, Merlot, so who will start a "Lil's Bar" thread?

Very nice with garlic butter.

Oh no....that's snails.

annsixty and

Is Lil still with her Fireman?

Good old Pete and Gramps could certainly put a smile on my face.

Is the pig still on the bar as an air freshener?

I don't know Pete or Lil but they both sound like good fun.

not used to these days, has anyone got a paracetamol? [groans]

Lol ann

What a strange place Petes Bar is now...very unfriendly. I've become invisible when once I used to stand proudly behind the bar-cum-pigsty throwing people out. Anyway, I'm off out of GN again, will leave you lot to it.....

Boheminan's Bar was in the Cotswolds ( but we were still allowed to bring whippets in.) There used to be all sorts of yummy bar food.
So, a pint of cockles and a double brandy please Anya ( class, eh?)

Don't go Bo we are just getting started!

Blimey. The first flounce. That was quick.

Yes, but boheminana has thrown us all out, drunk and disorderly on the street while she mops the floor ......

And Anya has decided that Eats Shoots and Leaves is the best policy although she did say she would be back

The slugs schnails have eaten all the shoots and leaves.

Plenty of garlic butter left if you'd like to spread some on your pork scratchings.

No pork scratchings I am too porky already!

The schnails have eaten my sunflower

Schnails? Are they German? or are you drunk Merlot

Whatever are you schuggesting, roses?

This is more like it! Brings back memories - I was dragged brought up in a Working Men's Club oop North (do they have any darn Sarf?), so can throw in my expertise. Is there a turn on tonight? I'm guessing there is from the way that dressing room 2 foot square bit in the corner boxed off by a wonky folding door with a paper star stuck on it with blutack is shifting about.

Mine's a pint of snowball by the way. I'll have an olive in it because I'm sophisticated these days.

Is it karioke night?
I want to go first....in fact I insist, and I will fight any one of youse, one at a time or all at once, it's all the same to me!

Bat out of Hell?

Yep Working Mens clubs daun sauf there are 3 in my small Kent town.

I was thinking...Angels, I do a good Robbie Williams

Or maybe Old Bat Out Of Hell?