EBay helpful mails.

I must be naive... I don't understand..... string of pearls ???

Am I the only one who is ?
and daren't google it just in case?

Elrel I once had to explain to a male work colleague why I'd inadvertently laughed when he said he was giving his wife a string of pearls for her birthday ...

I onvec bought a SheeWee online and received a "you bought that, so we think you would like this" message offering me tent pegs! [confused}

We finally decided it was because campers and outdoor types buy SheeWees, but it did seem a bit random

Beammeupscottie. Friend was considering buying DD a necklace of pearls for her 18th. Don't go there!!

Some years ago I read a natural history book by Bill Oddie. He said "Whatever you do don't Google "Wild Life"!"

I actually looked at the recommendations eBay had found for me last week. Nothing like anything I'd ever bought! (Admittedly I do tend to buy some very strange things)

I usually find that after I have bought something on ebay, I am inundated with adverts suggesting I buy more of exactly the same thing! I possibly might buy more tights, but second-hand sewing machines?

Well, I don't have a car and not had any reason to engage in a coversation on men's pants or Lycra shorts. I do buy knickers on line but not from eBay. Girls knickers I hasten to add

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Another web group I belong to found that advertising was often linked to whatever we were discussing so we set out to find the best adverts for bizarre comments. Our favourite was when we discussed 'big knickers'. Not only did we get adverts for plus size underwear but also for big knockers (door not female anatomy lol)

And the one that says 'we have delivered your parcel' that arrives hours after you've opened it, disposed of the wrapping and put together whatever it is you've ordered.

I like the emails from Amazon saying that they are delivering your parcel today. They are always received when you are already out!

Don't ever type in "Lingerie" on the internet; Phew!