Tell me something

Sculptures never are.

So what have you lost I am 68 ????? is this a euphanism for something like lost youth or lost libido ??

Not very well-endowed though, is he?

My car keys, they migrate from place to place.

Keys and remote control

Yes, David is a bit of alright.......but what about Goliath?!

If I told you that in my younger days most of my male friends were built like this, would you say I'm still dreaming.

Im 68 now, so those days have gone.

My cheque book, because I use it so rarely nowadays.