Dried my hair in under 5 minutes this morning and (frankly) it looks da** good.
So why did I struggle on Saturday when I was going to SIL's 40th party in London and end up looking like Gloria Hunniford instead of channelling my inner Christine Lagarde?
And why were the scones I threw together in minutes just to trial that silly internet recipe with flour, cream and lemonade really rather good, but when I painstakingly follow Delia they are underwhelming?
Just wondering, I am sure I am not alone, am I?
What sort of family would you not want to marry into?
What made you fall in love with comedy?
"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.





