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Anniebach Fri 23-Sept-16 08:55:38

I saw a Gorgous thick cotton crochet type winter pull on hat , perfect with the wraps I wear so bought it,

I did not expect to look like the female modelling it, long fair hair etc, but how come I look like Benny Hill ?

WilmaKnickersfit Sat 24-Sept-16 10:19:37

I can do nice scarves now - followed some YouTube videos. This is still my favourite

25 ways to wear a scarf - in 4.5 minutes

Mesmerising.

mags1234 Sat 24-Sept-16 10:34:18

You know, I don't care! I wear woolly hats all winter, as I feel the cold badly, and have trouble with my ears, so it's a must for me. My dog loves them, he has eaten two ! I get mine at a Dobbies s garden centre for seven pounds, felt lined crochet things which have a brim, otherwise I'm like a pea on a boiler with a wee head and big body. My hat hair just gets spiked up after wards by my fingers., too bad if it's not a good look, it's warm.

Katek Sat 24-Sept-16 10:38:07

Hoods.....most of my jackets have them so it's there if I need something warm. I love hats as well, my face shape really suits big hats but I end up looking like a small mushroom when seen full length. Being short I also tend to take people's eyes out with the brim.

Swanny Sat 24-Sept-16 10:41:38

I wear a saggy beret-style hat in winter as I get dreadful ear-ache when I'm out in the cold. I've seen some lovely hats and women looking great in them but they all look ridiculous on me. As long as my ears are warm I'm happy and just don't bother looking in the mirror! In the summer I wear a panama hat at times, to keep the sun off the back of my neck. My hair always looks as though I've been wearing a pudding bowl when I take my hat off, so once it's on it has to stay on till I'm home again grin

Swanny Sat 24-Sept-16 10:42:54

I love scarves too so am off to have a look at WilmaKnickerfit's link smile

grannypiper Sat 24-Sept-16 10:48:15

Greyduster, you look great, dont let the bugger get you down. I have just worn a new hat this morning to go to the shop, i teamed it with my waterproof men's jacket and wellies i looked stunning, well i would have if i was playing a baglady ! bloody hat blew off and i had to chase it down the road, at least it gave the village a laugh

Jalima Sat 24-Sept-16 11:35:21

I do wear hats sometimes, for warmth in the winter or a sunhat when it's hot, but they don't suit me

The last time I wore a posh hat to a wedding someone told me I looked like the Queen Mother 'in that hat'. As I was 50ish and she was about 100 at the time i didn't think it was a compliment!

I like scarves but am not good with them, so will look at wilma's link.

Annie I am sure you can never look like Benny Hill, I'm sure you said you're tall and slim!!
Ps I have a beret, must examine myself from all angles before I venture out hmm
Or just get rid of the hall mirror.

DotMH1901 Sat 24-Sept-16 11:43:31

So glad to see other ladies saying that they don't suit hats. I despair of finding one that doesn't reduce my daughter and now grandkiddies to fits of laughter.

radicalnan Sat 24-Sept-16 12:05:38

I used to work with an older lady, who wore a wig as a hat, hung it up on the coat hooks at work during the day and her hair seemed ok underneath it. She hit upon the idea when she decided that n hats styles suited her but she wanted to be warmer.

I look like a table lamp in hats............

Piggypoo Sat 24-Sept-16 12:13:23

I borrowed my sister's beautiful long coat to wear to a wedding, she's about 2 inches taller than me, in the photo's I looked Grotbags from the Pink Windmill! smile

farmgran Sat 24-Sept-16 12:17:31

Pollyperkins, your H must be very witty grin
I bought a hat at the market and I thought I looked quite sophisticated in it until I got home and looked in the mirror! To think I'd walked about in public looking like that.

Jalima Sat 24-Sept-16 12:20:40

Great link wilma!

Now, if I wear my scarf as demonstrated, will I look like the model in the video?

Oh, was that a no?

Greyduster Sat 24-Sept-16 12:21:31

Zorro I bought the fish at Morrisons before we went and stuck it in the bottom of my bag just for the photo. grin. Am I joking? I couldn't possibly comment!

WilmaKnickersfit Sat 24-Sept-16 12:34:16

Jalima sadly I don't look like her either! grin Actually, if you follow the other videos on the YouTube page, she shows you what size and shape of scarf works best for certain looks. That helped me quite a bit. wink

Greyduster shock grin

hannahj Sat 24-Sept-16 12:43:56

i'm new to posting but have been reading for quite some time.thankyou all who posted you have given me such a laugh with this topic ....really cheered my day....I can't wear hats ....look horrendous in every type so have given up trying

carolmary Sat 24-Sept-16 12:50:16

I once went to a wedding, took my hat off in the cloakroom, saw terrible hat hair! Stuck head under tap and dried it under hand dryer! Worked a treat. Can't do it with those Dyson ones you put your hands in though!Sounds like there is a a niche in the market for a hat hair remedy kit.

oldgoose Sat 24-Sept-16 12:51:37

I look horrendous in hats. My daughter on the other hand always looks lovely in any hat she wears, and we are always being told that we look alike so how come she looks so good and I don't??
I was watching Joanna Lumley's documentary about her visit to China and she was wearing a gorgeous black hat and looked so chic. I would look like a bag lady if I wore it.
What IS the secret of hat-wearing?

Greyduster Sat 24-Sept-16 13:00:00

I wish I'd watched that video before I spent ages on Monday agonising about whether to wear a scarf when I went out on Tuesday. I tried all sorts of ways to get. It to look right. Then I thought " who the heck is going to be taking any notice anyway" and just gave in and wound it loosely round my neck.

Riverwalk Sat 24-Sept-16 13:01:39

In the 90s I wore a lovely expensive chocolate brown velvet hat - it was floppy but structured, with a brim and perfect with my long winter coat and boots.

In today's parlance I was channeling a 'Diane Keaton in New York' look.

A male colleague said I looked like Paddington Bear! sad

bastard

Dharmacat Sat 24-Sept-16 13:04:51

What a relief - thought I was the only one who could not wear a hat and a ) look good and b) feel comfortable. I am with Tudorrose: wearing specs seems to preclude the attractive wearing of a hat and , on the odd occasion in winter when I have tried, after a short while the hat presses into the spectacle arm and is most uncomfortable. Hoods on coats/ anoraks are impossible - either blow off or come so far forward feel like a blinkered horse.
Did manage a large hat for my wedding and that of my grandson by wearing one contact lens - that way only ended up with one sore eye and could see relatively clearly.

Starting to "get there" with scarves as living in France I have excellent models as the ladies around here wear scarves with such elegance and panache .

Anniebach Sat 24-Sept-16 13:07:58

Jalima, I am tall and skinny so not the same shape as Benny Hill but just as silly in the pull on hat , didn't help I bought a grey one so difficult to see where hat ends and hair shows. Anyway I look a wally I assure you.

wot Sat 24-Sept-16 13:10:52

This says it all about looking horrid in hats!

WilmaKnickersfit Sat 24-Sept-16 13:11:09

That's the worst thing. You think you look good and have finally cracked it - then someone bursts your bubble and you never wear it again. On the few occasions that I have worn a hat (Ascot), the carefully chosen hat got precisely one wear.

Perhaps the secret is to never look in the mirror or at photos? Ignorance is bliss? hmm

Mind you, I have many happy memories of me and my Mum trying on hats in BHS and killing ourselves laughing! grin

WilmaKnickersfit Sat 24-Sept-16 13:13:17

wot grin Don't tell me - a dog walking hat? grin

Lewlew Sat 24-Sept-16 13:22:50

Nice fish... Greyduster!