Just need to rant about the Idiot!

Well done harrigran I will chant this every night before I sleep

and of course once again well done phoenix

Thank you Harri - well done!

And, as nina said, thanks again Phoenix.

I spent hours scrolling through everything on my computer, typical of me I could not remember what I had filed it under, I eventually found it under Facebook sundry comments for future reference

err, isn't that a bit sexist, I'm all for a good curse but let's be PC about condemning someone to hell and damnation.

I'm afraid I just couldn't bring myself to say 'botty', but I'm sure 'bottom' will do just as well.

How will the curse know where to go though? We don't know the intended recipient's name (and I'm not suggesting you put it on here, kitty) - it could go astray!

??? but you did just say it.

This curse was specifically for sons in law ir the like. You could commission a female version if required.

Can we do it with emphasis please. He can't have the children this weekend either as the holiday was sooo expensive!!

I didn't say it, Wobblybits. I typed it.

Maybe it works on the person you are thinking of as you recite it? If so, don't let your mind stray onto anyone other than the intended victim recipient.

Jackdaw of Rheims?

? Ah thanks Harrigran! Looking for my witches hat and cauldron now.

Thanks for the chant Harrigran. I have copied it for myself and DD. We will include the various GN idiots along with our own. I could have written your post Kitty. XSIL has paid no maintenance for this year and youngest GS is starting secondary school. Muggins is helping out financially as usual.

I will be chanting
make (name)'s botty boil n bubble

Once I have the evil forces attention I can then continue with his