Just need to rant about the Idiot!

I will be chanting
make (name)'s botty boil n bubble

Once I have the evil forces attention I can then continue with his

Thanks for the chant Harrigran. I have copied it for myself and DD. We will include the various GN idiots along with our own. I could have written your post Kitty. XSIL has paid no maintenance for this year and youngest GS is starting secondary school. Muggins is helping out financially as usual.

? Ah thanks Harrigran! Looking for my witches hat and cauldron now.

Jackdaw of Rheims?

Maybe it works on the person you are thinking of as you recite it? If so, don't let your mind stray onto anyone other than the intended victim recipient.

I didn't say it, Wobblybits. I typed it.

This curse was specifically for sons in law ir the like. You could commission a female version if required.

Can we do it with emphasis please. He can't have the children this weekend either as the holiday was sooo expensive!!

??? but you did just say it.

I'm afraid I just couldn't bring myself to say 'botty', but I'm sure 'bottom' will do just as well.

How will the curse know where to go though? We don't know the intended recipient's name (and I'm not suggesting you put it on here, kitty) - it could go astray!

err, isn't that a bit sexist, I'm all for a good curse but let's be PC about condemning someone to hell and damnation.

I spent hours scrolling through everything on my computer, typical of me I could not remember what I had filed it under, I eventually found it under Facebook sundry comments for future reference

Thank you Harri - well done!

And, as nina said, thanks again Phoenix.

Well done harrigran I will chant this every night before I sleep

and of course once again well done phoenix

I found the curse

Double hubble, toil and trouble,
make his botty boil and bubble

make his piles and scrotum itch
give his eye a nasty twitch

make his skin erupt and ooze
make him allergic to all booze

give him herpes, give him sores
whenever he goes out of doors

wish all foul things fall from above
for hurting you and those you love

The fathers of both DD3's children have never, NEVER contributed to their sons' upbringing. Ex SIL prefers to support the local bookmaker than his son. So...guess who helps out?

granjura(and anyone else interested) a visit to the island of La Gomera is very interesting and you could also visit this place www.alltravels.com/spain/canary-islands/los-manantiales/photos/current-photo-50099306
A dance around in the circle, making a wish at the same time, is supposed to be very effective.
Only wish for something that your conscience can live with.

I will look because I am sure copied it.

No, and I looked for it fir someone else a while ago and couldn't find it. Can you remember anything I could search for? I should have printed it off it was brilliant.

Do you still have it kitty? (The curse, not the baseball bat!)

Well, we have 2 gorgeous grandchildren from the Idiot and dd and DH and I are making it our mission in life to mitigate his influence on them. So, the curse and baseball bat could come in very handy!

kitty dig out the poem/curse and let's invoke it for all the "idiots" out there!

LOL- I shall never ever go to Tenerife again, because if I saw him I don't know what I would do ... basebat or no basebat.

So I have every sympathy.

Thank goodness there were no children- so she could just walk away and be happy for the rest of her life in a wonderful relationship with the nicest of guys.

We could use gj's baseball bat!! Actually, I'd rather hit him elsewhere and DH only sees housebound patients but I suppose that could be arranged too.

kitty, perhaps your DH can go round and knock his teeth out and then offer him a good deal on replacements. Now that would be karma

Arghhh - perhaps he could go and talk to our DD2's ex in Tenerife- who still owes us a LOT of money (we will probably, well surely never see again).

Does he have a baseball bat? Grrrrr.