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Light relief (pisstaking) from Labour's leadership contest

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thatbags Wed 13-Jul-16 10:24:37

Since trades unions were so formative in the development of the Labour Party, I'm thinking about them and wondering what pissification gransnetters can come up with for union acronyms.

Let's kick off with the NUT: nutjobs union (as in you have to be to be a teacher wink) JOKE ALERT!

merlotgran Thu 14-Jul-16 09:40:34

DEFFRA - in the good old days of Gransnet

Did Everyone Find Funny Remarks Amusing?

Alima Thu 14-Jul-16 09:41:32

RMT: Real Militant ....... . I leave the last word to your imagination. My thoughts are with those poor commuters whose lives are being made much more difficult by a particular train company.

Elegran Thu 14-Jul-16 10:16:09

Explaining a joke instantly removes the fun, but if we really need to explain what shouldn't need explaining - humour releases the tensions produced by a difficult situation and provides a spot of relief.

Of course, there are always those who promote continually increasing the tension to breaking point, because they prefer it that way. The first move in brainwashing and re-education is to break down before building up the required dogma.

Long live the joke! Laughter will make us free!

Elegran Thu 14-Jul-16 11:36:39

See what I meant? This thread had now dried up. A victory for the heavy hand of the thou-shalt-not-laugh-this-is-serious brigade.

Indinana Thu 14-Jul-16 12:53:31

MU = Moaners Uncovered (Musicians Union)

Ceesnan Thu 14-Jul-16 13:00:44

Not exactly a union but - OFSTED = Overpaid F*****s Shafting Teachers Every Day.smile