What to get my grandson for his birthday

My grandson has just come out as straight cos his onsie didn't suit him. It was pink and split when he did his ballet.

Thank you Breeze! I love the way this thread has become so surreal. Possibly not quite what the OP was expecting?!

phoenix Skydiving? The boots could be inverted to use as parachutes, one in each hand!

Guessing the birthday and come and gone folks. Hoping we don't have to wait until Christmas for the next instalment! It's been fun

Don't worry, breeze, he'll be needing some new footwear soon. The need comes in cycles, as does the grandparent (same one, different aliases).

Hopefully he won't need any new footwear soon I have told him he needs to make his plimsolls and boots last

Too right there Grant. Can't keep forking out the odd fiver on footwear. Must be nearly birthday time? Hope he enjoys the brake dancing. What does the average 12 year old actually wear for that? Then it's off to camp. When do you does he break up? Must be soon now? Have a lovely holiday ?

He brakes up next week

As the birthday is this week, at least this thread should draw to a close soon.

"Brakes" up! I love your humour Grant ?