200 days

Good job turkeys can't read Teetime.

My lovely MiL put the sprouts on a fortnight before C They were usually bright yellow ( only joking)

I am a moderator on another site and I am always tempted to delete any thread that mentions C before December. Unfortunately not all the other moderators feel the same ?

Yesterday I actually bought my first Christmas present!

Maggiemaybe, I feel it is very inappropriate of you to flaunt your wealth, especially as I have eleventy million less than you, I feel you are rubbing my nose in it rather! But as its C, no hard feelings xx

My son's got a red porsche. As well as a proper car.

He always pronounces it porsh-a.

I once overheard someone asking a new mum what her baby was called, and the answer sounded like porsh-a. Oh, like the car, said interested party? No, like the Shakespearian character, said annoyed new mum