Dropped my min ipad outside, cracked the screen. Emailed son and he sent me in to the Apple Store. Apparently they would "sort me out". Did they heck!
Saw one bloke. He took my name and email address. Told me to come back in half hour when they would "sit me down". Went to John Lewis and had cuppa and a scone. Went back. Saw another bloke. Was put at a table and told to wait. Other people came and went so I asked another chap if I had been forgotten. He looked me up on his device and said there had been a blip in the system. In an Apple Store!!!
Told me I would be highlighted and seen very shortly.
Eventually a young chap came and asked me what I needd. I explained.Then he made the mistake of asking me how I was. So, of course, I told him. From then on, he was sooo insolent in his attitude. Kept staring at me without saying anything. As if I was some kind of crackpot!
Then he wanted my ITunes password. I haven't a clue what my iTunes password is. Got it written down somewhere but I never use it. He asks me how I download my Apps.. I have never downloaded an App in my life! I don't need apps to do Gransnet, or take a few photos when on holiday. Which is all I use the thing for. Then I had to invent a new iTunes password. Of course my mind went completely blank! Put in something like 'FFSgetonwithit' followed by a random number. Then I had to enter it a second time. Couldn't for the life of me remember what I typed in he first place. That was the point I burst into tears got up and walked out saying, "I'll send it away. I hate this shop!".
I know they will be thinking I'm a halfway demented old codger who doesn't know her ar-- from her elbow (in technical terms) I'm not! I could have done it all perfectly easy at home, but It was his attitude. He was horrible. So patronising. 
I am now going to find a dark corner, hug my knees, and rock silently.
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WORD ASSOCIATION -27 (June 26)




