We once had a reception class who all mixed their powder paints together. In those days the paint was put into bun tins. All their paintings were the same Maroon. The children were always referred to as The Maroons right through school.
Once the local Vicar came and he accidentally sat on the edge of one of the paint tins. Maroon powder covered the back of his jacket. No one was brave enough to tell him
What was directly across the road from the school you went to?
What made you fall in love with comedy?
Your next holiday must be to where the first holiday you remember , where are you going?g


not sure I'd think that funny. Let alone for poor mum having to wash his jumper every day.