You have all made me laugh with your description of your aches and pains. I too have many of them. Laughing with you, not at you.
As I have my last few months in my 60s I am trying to think how different I feel from almost 10 years ago.
I am slow getting out of the chair but can manage without pushing myself up.
I walk for about 20 seconds with a slow slightly stooped gait
Then I seem to get my motor revved up and can walk quite quickly and straight, or so my friends say.
The aches and pains seem to have a rota and appear in different places in the body on a daily basis.
I go to say something and it flies out of my head, if I wait long enough it flies back in 
I swear more under my breath with exasperation at the whole sodding business of getting old.
Beam me up Scotty. 