So, what do you call things?

A 'wee' wee wee! A little piddle.or is that too rude?

A 'wee' wee?

"Going for a wee" A wee what??

Haha ha! I just can't keep away! BONKERS!!

I have a big toilet and a little toilet, and I often call them 'the lav'. I have a living room which I often call the 'front room' even though it's at the back. I have a sofa. Which I sometimes call a settee. Sometimes I call my dinner, my tea. Usually on a Saturday, and always on a Sunday. I don't use serviette so. Or napkins.

Leave wot alone. She's just bonkers.

Oh good wot. Welcome back, after what is probably the shortest break in the history of Gransnet

I have a living room with a sofa in it, a bathroom, no napkins when I eat breakfast, dinner and tea. Tea is not my main meal, that's dinner.

Yes, and me, I also have a lounge. My dear departed neighbour, a wonderful old lady who was head of English at the local grammar school, held the word in such utter derision that I could never look her in the face and admit that was what I called our 'sitting room' .

Oh, Indinana, thank you. I was gonna leave the entire Gransnet but I can't! Never been a sulker. I,'ll leAve this thread though.

I missed all of them! Sorry folks...

Oops, sorry nina I missed that!

Lots of people did Nina !! Not all at 17.01

Don't worry about t it wot. It will seem less important in the morning.

Ana today at 17.01 I stated I have a lounge

Oh wot please don't go! I'm hoping you're only saying goodbye to this thread and not to Gransnet

Goodbye. I seem to have a bad habit of unintentionally annoying people.

Just as an aside: a friend told me a story many years ago of a little girl who told her she was moving to a new house. "And in our new house", she said, "we have a living room AND a dying room!"

Sorry. As you were

Oh Galen, thank goodness someone else calls it a 'lounge'!

And I agree with all your other descriptions too!

GCSEs? B iPad. Grandchildren

Lounge
Conservatory
Dining room
Kitchen
Toilet
Use seviettes
Tell GCSEs 'graggy 's going for a wee

Oh please don't let yet another lighthearted and harmless thread descend into chaos over an unintentional insult. wot has apologised. Profusely. Leave it there.

I also don't want arguments. If I have offended I apologised. Where was I being ironic or patronising?

You said I was patronizing to say I wanted move up north. What is wrong with my saying that???

Come out with what ? You were incredibly rude to a comment I made. I don't come online to argue with strangers. Crack on...