Well, I made the marzipan and let DH have a taste. Big mistake! He says it's not so sweet as I 'usually have it' and it's 'a bit of a funny texture'. WELL HARD FLIPPIN' LUCK! It'll have to do. 
Considering the cake sunk a little bit in the middle in the baking of it, things don't really bode too well.
Oh well. Good job I got a Meg Rivers one in to fall back on, just in case.
Will NOT lose the Xmas spirit. Will NOT! 
The Devil In The Family: The Fall of Ruby Franke - BBC IPlayer
Labelling cake tins or cutlery you have loaned.
Daughter not allowed to know new baby’s name until she visits him

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! I had to cut them off to avoid taking decorations off!
I can't see that story on a Google search. 'Spect you know it. She stayed too long cleaning the house and missed seeing the baby in the stable)
