I drink weak, black Earl Grey, no sugar (so not really black, more brandy coloured). 1 early morning (thanks, DP), 1 with breakfast and thereafter it depends on if DP is around, he being a permanent kettle boiler, like his father before him. Probably about 4 or 5 more and 1 at bedtime.
Can't bear coffee; tried hard to like it when younger but decided it wasn't worth the pain. Who says you have to like coffee, anyway?
If I can't sleep I might get up and make a cup of cocoa that's more like liquid milk chocolate, very strong and sweet. Works a treat but not good for the already overexpanded figure.