profiles

how do I go blue then.

Gnhq are aware

soon "he or she has nicked them".

I have noticed that new members all seem to be 'black' as opposed to 'blue', so wondered whether it is not currently possible to enter and save profiles.

Forgot to tell you, gordino, that this site is a miracle of artificial intelligence. It is programmed to recognise the waves from the brains of people aged fifty or over, particularly women, and to post answers suitable for them. It doesn't usually respond to the waves of males, and almost never to anyone under the age of about 23.

So if you are a very young male you should be very worried if you are getting answers. It could mean that there is something abnormal about the wiring of your brain. If you are a grandparent, of course, you will be quite at home.

In what way to do with the hacker?
He/she nicked them
He/she messed with mumsnet/gransnet systems and they cant get them back at gransnet HQ or are at the end of a long techie list of jobs or
gransnet dont want us to have them anymore?
Or something else.

I reckon it's to do with the hacker. Perhaps Mumsnetters put more in their profiles than we do on here.

Not available on Mumsnet either jingl

Mysteriouser and mysteriouser

gordino are you a man or a woman?

Do you mean you're boring people here again ?
I'm virtual too.....a complete figment of your imagination.......

I am totally convinced that the absence of the profiles has got something to do with the hacker. But I could be barking completely up the wrong tree.

Does anyone know if profiles are still available on Mumsnet?

I'll tell you a secret, gordino - you ARE talking to nobody. No-one is here. It is all made-up. This forum doesn't exist. You imagined it.

Well as you haven't " gone blue" we wouldn't to be able to see yours anyway.

oh dear boring people again lol.

I mean profiles silly me.