number I have always wanted to do that cruise. Maybe, one day...
I have spent the morning demonstrating to a friend how to use my steam cleaner. I might just as well have told her to clear off out and clean her place myself, it would have been far less work!
I have left her with it though, happily cleaning everything I have already cleaned. I am doing what I am best at - procrastinating. I have the last apples to wrap and store in an outside fridge. I am sick of the sight of them. Friends suggest I compost them, but I think I am just too tight frugal.
I went to a big area NAFA* (*No, me neither until recently, it's National Association of Flower Arrangers) demonstration yesterday, given by a slightly camp little man in a very gaudy waistcoat. He was very funny and told risqué jokes as he created his stunning arrangements. You could hear several hundred women collectively hold their breath as he got to punchlines, but he was very clever. It was like going to a comedy show with beautiful flowers as an added extra, very medicinal.