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Are you are morning or an evening person (read on!!)

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marionh Sat 27-Jun-15 10:25:37

Haven't posted in a while but did want to share a conversation from last night - at a dinner party of all places.

One guest asked "are you a morning, evening or any time any place person?" I had no idea what they meant until they continued...bowel movements!! As I say - not really ideal dinner party fodder but actually a surprisingly stimulating discussion followed so I thought I'd poll my fellow gransnetters!!!

Judthepud2 Sat 27-Jun-15 20:16:30

Pittcity same here wink grin

absent Sat 27-Jun-15 20:41:58

I think that if anyone had been so ill mannered as to ask such a question at a dinner table where I was sitting, I would change the subject immediately. If he/she persisted, I would then provide him/her with a detailed but quietly spoken account of the effects of a hemicolectomy until I had successfully put him/her off the next course.

Soutra Sat 27-Jun-15 21:40:53

I can think of no circumstances other than an appointment with a Gastro doctor or nurse, where I would want to share this information and even fewer when I would thank anybody for sharing with me.

jinglbellsfrocks Sat 27-Jun-15 22:26:22

I think it could be a really interesting conversation. A morning, shortly after breakfast, habit is a memory from the dim and distant past. These days it's more likely to be any old time which isn't anything like as convenient. An ageing thing I suppose. Yet another one. sigh. hmm

jinglbellsfrocks Sat 27-Jun-15 22:27:10

What is so awful in discussing bowel habits? confused

hildajenniJ Sat 27-Jun-15 22:33:37

Me too jingle. Any time of the day, whenever the need arises, and wherever the nearest loo is. I'm not a fussy woman. grin

Nelliemoser Sat 27-Jun-15 23:02:23

I think this sort of discussion should only ever occur after drinking too much. I suppose how much it might depoend on how well you know eveyone.

AshTree Sun 28-Jun-15 07:28:04

Noooooo - this is so wrong shock. I would have to be almost paralytic to find this a suitable conversation topic for the dinner table.

absent Sun 28-Jun-15 07:50:08

AshTree I could cope with it only when I had passed out under the table! This is not a subject to discuss when you are eating a meal and probably not one for general conversation under any circumstances. I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW!

petallus Sun 28-Jun-15 10:12:10

I wouldn't want to talk about it over dinner.

But then I get tense when people start going into their operations when I'm eating as well. Sooner or later they mention blood.