things kids say

DGD (3) lightly and effortlessly lifted herself up and over the arm of a chair to sit neatly on the seat. I said 'I wish I could do that'
She said 'Never mind, when you're older you might!'

Just now -
DGS (aged 3) We went to KFC when we were at Daddy's
Me (aged 66) Aren't you lucky, I love KFC but I can't have it.
DGS: Why, are you too old?

DD to 6yr old "who came in mummies bed yesterday and asked for a cuddle?
DGS. Was it S ( brother) ?
DD. No, it was you, wasn't it.
DGS. I didn't hear myself.

DG2 age 5 told me I would like the ice cream shop they had been to but said, with a very serious face, if I'm not with you Granny, don't ask for the lemon borset, it's very sour. (Lemon sorbet)!

From the mouth of my 3 year old GS - "F***s sake is a very rude word Grandma." I am hoping that he heard this at nursery. I agreed with his analysis wholeheartedly! Gulp!

oh i love them all ,puts a huge smile on my face.....friends son aged 3 , poor granma is her face sore its all cracked

Told my 6 and 8 year old grand-children that I didn't have a TV when I was a child. Look of absolute horror on both faces then one asked "what did you do when you wanted to watch something?"

lol Funnygran

All seated having Sunday dinner.
Dgd 7 says...granny, I've been thinking. If you're a whole 5 years older than Granda, how come you look sort of old but Granda looks really old?
Doesn't make up work wonders

many years ago my 5year old talking to 3 year old in bed....

eldest ..im taking milk bottle tops to school tomorrow

youngest .. what for

eldest .. for the blind

youngest .what do they do with them put them in their eyes ??

this has live with me for 40 years ,the picture of all these poor people

campodol

these magic moments last with you for ever Deedaa dont they

My dad was partially sighted and when I was on holiday with my auntie (I was about 8) I told her I was going to buy my dad a copy of The Listener, because he was blind and had to listen a lot.

DGS when aged 6/7....his mother called him a comedian to which he replied, "don't be silly Mummy, if I was a comedian my tongue wouid stretch to the other side of the room"

These are so funny grin

Ooops, my grin slipped!

I'm smiling too. These stories lifted me out of a fog today. Thanks, ladies. I will look for more!

GDG aged 2 in the bathroom yesterday, on spotting our small nailbrush.
"Ooh look, a little scrubber!".

Grandaughter (3) yesterday. 'Let's play I Spy! My turn - I Spy with my little eye.' Looks round the room.....'erm, erm, what does babywipes begin with?'

When my little sister (much younger than I) was playing I-Spy she saw something beginning with J. We all trawled through everything in the room with no success, so we gave in. Triumphantly she said "Jressing gown!"

A neighbour's child said 'something beginning with w'. After many minutes of fruitless guessing, her parents gave up. Triumphantly she declared, 'Wadiator'!

I collected 12 TY dolls for my little grand daughter. She loves them and plays all sorts of games with them. They have lovely hair and easy to take off outfits.

One day when we were playing schools she looked at me and said

"Nan when you're by yourself do you play with the dollies?"

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Aw ladies, these stories are just magic medicine. More please!!!!!!!!