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*OPEN INVITATION TO THE GREAT ARTHURIAN GRANSNET PARTY*

(361 Posts)
Galen Sat 02-May-15 11:33:02

To be held at Tintagel on Monday starting at 20.00 hours!
All welcome.
Free parking for broomsticks, chariots, magic carpets etc.
Appropriate costumes must be worn.

whitewave Sun 03-May-15 15:47:29

Ladies we are children of the 60's - so lets show the young how it really done. They haven't a clue.

bikergran Sun 03-May-15 16:36:49

whitewave shock your frightening me now shock lol

Galen Sun 03-May-15 16:38:22

Has anyone grown the 'whacky backy'this year?
Mine had an attack of fungus! Tried athletes foot cream on in but it diedsad

whitewave Sun 03-May-15 17:05:41

The dog trampled mine, but he has been very relaxed since, so it wasn't all bad news.

We need an anthem any ideas?

bikergran Sun 03-May-15 17:08:50

ohh gosh !! wheres my post gone about my special plants!! dohhhhhh !! runs round.....>>>>> franticly searching whoops...

ninathenana Sun 03-May-15 17:21:02

I do have a large loft Galen wink wink that's all I'm saying. Merlin also grows some attractive looking mushrooms in the cellar.

Galen Sun 03-May-15 17:59:59

Ra ra Rasputin?

whitewave Sun 03-May-15 18:33:38

galen grin love it!!

Gagagran Sun 03-May-15 18:53:47

Very kind of you nannieroz111 to offer a lift on your deluxe 7-seater and I gratefully accept. I'll be sat on my leaky old barge (I said barge ladies) at the entrance to the Somerset levels so we can spot each other! I shall have a box of very special muffins wink to hand round and ensure that all your cares will be forgotten. (I'm also bringing my uilleann pipes as my piano is just too heavy for a broomstick.)

Wheniwasyourage Sun 03-May-15 19:01:55

I was planning to travel through a wormhole in space/time, but the bloody thing hole seems to be full of worms, so would be grateful for a lift from someone's virtual broomstick. Shall I bring some haggis, which is full of mystery ingredients?

Falconbird Sun 03-May-15 19:31:14

I like the sound of the special muffins. smile

MrsPickle Sun 03-May-15 20:03:39

I'll be the lady of shallot, and that's shallot.

Galen Sun 03-May-15 20:10:24

I love haggis

Galen Sun 03-May-15 20:12:10

The lady of Shallot had bad period pains!
"The curse has come upon me cried
The lady of Shallot"

newist Sun 03-May-15 20:24:12

Can I come please? I bought myself a new kayak for my 70th birthday, which I christened Tinkerbell (don't laugh) My arms are still not very strong to go far, I have just checked on my charts its 459ml from the Hebrides to Cornwall, If I start off now and paddle steady all night, barring creatures of the sea hindering my way, I should get there in time, I may need assistance getting out of Tinkerbell, because I might get set in situ

Gagagran Sun 03-May-15 20:26:08

Well the curse has continued to my old barge aka the "Lady Shallnot" (because she is so difficult to steer). And now she is leaking like a sieve so I might re-name her ""Tenner Lady" - dare not use the other spelling.

Galen Sun 03-May-15 20:30:40

This has the making of an epic party!
(Hope we don't get banned or deleted by gnhq?)

20.00 start folks. Don't be late (or I'll have snaffled all the vodka jellies! Evilgrin)

annodomini Sun 03-May-15 20:49:52

The vodka jellies will arrive on time and I'm going to ration them, Galen!

nannieroz111 Sun 03-May-15 21:26:57

Will pick you up from "Tenner Lady" at Somerset Levels gagagran. Don't forget lookout for the large baby pink foam hand!

Galen Sun 03-May-15 21:29:58

Anno[shovk]angry

Galen Sun 03-May-15 21:30:24

shock

jinglbellsfrocks Sun 03-May-15 21:35:47

newist "I bought myself a new kayak for my 70th birthday" Really? (!)

That's amazing! Respect.

newist Sun 03-May-15 22:20:42

Thanks grin

bikergran Sun 03-May-15 22:32:20

anno we need hic more hic Vodka Jellies slurrrp hic hic it seesm some have gone missing shock hic I'm sure there were more hic than this ....wink

boheminan Sun 03-May-15 23:54:21

HELLO! anyone need a hitch from Oxford(shire)? I have an empty place behind me on the stick and I need a navigator