A four line poem

Without a doubt
You lot are funny
Let's publish these
And make some money!

Before my muse
Starts to unravel
Let's raise the tone
Above the navel

Dead
Thread?
Back to
Bed

Are you rude?
Am I a prude?
All of this
Before I've pooed

I've had 4 goes
Got nowhere fast
Can do 2 rows
Oh damn and blast!

And now let's raise the tone I say
for 'tis the start of a new day
Let's do away with this crescendo
of rudeness, smut and innuendo!

A prude and proud, is what I say
(I don't much like Chanel anyway.)
Our Galen's abed, in posh scent she is dressed.
But we can be sure, she's not wearing her vest.

We snuggle down, each in our place
I popped out, for a mid night piddle
Oh my, there has been a coup
and her half is now the middle

Goodnight all Gransnetters.
It's off to bed for me
I'm wearing my warm nightie and
I've had a little pee.

A nighties far too cold for me,
I need to sleep quite warm you see,
I go to bed in fleecy socks,
And I don't care at all who mocks.

On the subject of going to bed
"I hate pyjamas" my old man said
My middle is squashed, they're much too tighty
So I've sent off for a real man's nightie

When it comes to night attire
mine's pinkish and wrinklyish
to give it an iron DW tried in vain,
as, in parts, I was far to ticklish

Is it flimsy or frilly
Sexy or silly
With a slit up the side?
Do you wear it with pride?

Is it flimsy and red
What you wear in your bed ?
Or fluffy and woolly
Like my old Nan's pully.

Ps. I do wear a nightdress!

What is a nightie?
Don't you sleep in the nude?
Chanel number 5 is suffiently flighty
To do else wise says you're a prude!

Grans can be flirty
Grans can be flighty
They don't have to wear
A winceyette nightie

Kids have tried to shock us before
sneaked on our threads with a plan
but the lesson they learn't
was don't mess with a gran

The youngsters would be shocked
If they knew the things we said
But if we don't even think of sex
We might as well be dead.

There seems to be some concern
only one ring exists but take it from me
there is not need for worry or fret
from EBay, they were £2.99 for three

I suddenly had this scary thought
Which I hope does not appall
Does this mean that Pompa
Has one ring to rule us all?

Newist may grin and bite her tongue
but she feels some silly clown
among the GN'ers here,
has dragged her thread down

Sorry for causing any blushes
And sorry Mini for your flushes
Innuendo is the cause ..
Or perhaps the menopause