And, it just got sillier!!
Mum seems to be rallying and no one is expecting her to die anytime soon, but she's lost her dentures!
After visiting mum yesterday afternoon, I got home to discover DH hoovering the dining room carpet!
. Someone had thrown a stone at the window and the (very thin, very old, maybe original Victorian) glass had broken and the floor was covered. DD3 and DH gave chase with DD ringing 999 as they went. As she was put through to the police, she disconnected as she realised a broken window is not really an emergency.
They caught up with the culprit who admitted it and called DH lots of rude names and a paedophile! DD took photos of the boy and his girlfriend to more accusations of paedophilia. They came home and reported the incident on 101 but, half an hour later, a couple of police officers came to investigate the dropped call!
I'm definitely staying in bed today! 