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Yet another Christmas Game

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trisher Sun 14-Dec-14 15:56:56

OK based on the "I'm sorry I haven't a clue" programme. Please can you post puns for people arriving at the Gransnet Christmas Ball- First to arrive as usual are the famous espionage family- "The Spies and their small elderly relative- Min Spies" (Mince Pies)

JoyBloggs Tue 16-Dec-14 08:48:03

At last, after a long journey on a dusty road, here are Mr and Mrs Key and their small son, Little Don.

newist Tue 16-Dec-14 15:20:34

Lord and Lady Bates have arrived with their heir, Master Bates

Ana Tue 16-Dec-14 15:22:49

Better lock up your valuables, because here are Mr and Mrs Gitt and their son, Robin.

NanKate Tue 16-Dec-14 15:24:49

Newist you are a one !!!!! tchblush

FarNorth Tue 16-Dec-14 19:18:17

Don't you mean 'you are a card' (as it's xmas) ?

papaoscar Tue 16-Dec-14 21:06:50

All rise for Lady Knickerless Gussett and her daughters Bloomers and Lucy-Lastic!

Daisyanswerdo Tue 16-Dec-14 21:34:10

And now a warm welcome please for Mr and Mrs D. Butter - and look, they've brought their dog Bran!

NanKate Wed 17-Dec-14 07:00:18

(Yes FarNorth the word card would have fitted well. I think all the gift packing I have done has taken my eye off the snow ball grin)

JoyBloggs Wed 17-Dec-14 09:58:49

Here come Mr and Mrs Breadhouse and their daughter with lovely red hair, Ginger.

papaoscar Wed 17-Dec-14 11:54:20

Here come the Kings, with their kids Steven, Deepen, Crispen and Even. Whence their lass Agnes, I wonder?

papaoscar Wed 17-Dec-14 11:57:26

Followed by the Terrs, Inthe, Deepmid and Win. They're cool!

papaoscar Wed 17-Dec-14 12:00:14

And there's old Weethree Kingsov and his sailor son Torient Tar!

trisher Wed 17-Dec-14 12:18:50

And of course the Theral-Dangels who, as usual arrived, in their 'Ark

Elegran Wed 17-Dec-14 12:21:17

The Nutts have brought their sons Ches and Cobb (when they grow up they could be a couple of hard so-and-sos)

Elegran Wed 17-Dec-14 12:22:18

Here come the Cabbage-Patches with their big brood of little Sprouts.

NanKate Wed 17-Dec-14 14:00:02

And here comes Len in his rather snazzy stole.

papaoscar Wed 17-Dec-14 15:29:20

Look out, here come Hokum and Allye on their on their faithful old Triumph. Glorious!

NanKate Wed 17-Dec-14 16:44:35

Please welcome Sandy and Julian who have trolled along from their sell out Panto where they are two of the best Dames in town. grin

Anne58 Wed 17-Dec-14 16:48:31

Who have we here? It's Mr & Mrs Paper, and their street style son, Rappin'

Anne58 Wed 17-Dec-14 16:49:59

Oh no! it's those market traders who over charge! Mr & Mrs SeenuCumin, and their son Mustaf!

Anne58 Wed 17-Dec-14 16:51:42

Oh look, it's Mr & Mrs Vinney, and their foul mouthed son Blue!

papaoscar Wed 17-Dec-14 17:34:42

Well,well, look whose coming now. Its Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub and they've decorated their fire-engine for Christmas!

Anne58 Wed 17-Dec-14 17:52:45

Make way please, for Mr & Mrs Bells, and their pet wild pig............Boar Bells

JoyBloggs Wed 17-Dec-14 20:14:24

...closely followed by Mr and Mrs Tingle and their son Chris.

rubysong Wed 17-Dec-14 23:31:21

Here come Mr & Mrs Monstarter and their firefighter son, Smoked Sam.