Yay!!!! December is here!!!!
I'll post a cracker of a joke here everyday to make you laugh/cringe 
Here's today's:
What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!
What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
What did Santa say to the smoker?
Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!
Why did the Rudolph cross the road?
Because he was tied to the chicken!
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Krisp Kringle!
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam!
Thank you for the laughs VampireQ I've groaned so much my next door neighbour must be thinking I've gone into labour
You're welcome MiniMouse. I'm glad you've enjoyed them.
What type of Shoes does Santa wear when he travels on a train?
Platforms!
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