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Limerick writing Mark 4 (animal, vegetable and mineral)

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NanKate Fri 28-Nov-14 21:59:46

One of our regular limerick writers Papaoscar has suggested we use Animal, Vegetable and Mineral in our next set of limericks, based on the old radio show of the 1950s.

So are you about MiniMouse or another of our stalwarts to kick the show off?

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FarNorth Sat 24-Jan-15 22:29:12

She'd spotted a frog

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MiniMouse Sat 24-Jan-15 22:32:14

Asleep on a log

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NanKate Sun 25-Jan-15 06:53:57

Next to a stuffed roasted chicken

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MiniMouse Sun 25-Jan-15 16:47:10

The croc, being hungry, took a bite

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FarNorth Sun 25-Jan-15 16:49:52

The frog, being frightened, took flight

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NanKate Sun 25-Jan-15 17:31:01

The chuck didn't like it.

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NanKate Mon 26-Jan-15 15:55:16

As the croc took a large bit

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FarNorth Mon 26-Jan-15 18:20:05

And chomped it with all of her might.

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MiniMouse Mon 26-Jan-15 20:14:49

The croc ended up with tummy ache

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NanKate Mon 26-Jan-15 21:16:28

He'd swallowed a clock that was a fake

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FarNorth Mon 26-Jan-15 21:58:55

So she took caustic soda

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NanKate Tue 27-Jan-15 07:15:39

Mixed up with some cola.

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MiniMouse Tue 27-Jan-15 20:10:14

Which made her turn into a snake.

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NanKate Tue 27-Jan-15 21:20:20

The cobra had such a sore throat.

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MiniMouse Wed 28-Jan-15 11:50:25

He sounded more like Gruff Billy Goat

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trisher Wed 28-Jan-15 12:40:42

His loud hiss was lost

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NanKate Wed 28-Jan-15 15:57:50

As he snaked through the frost.

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FarNorth Wed 28-Jan-15 20:26:00

And sang not one silvery note.

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NanKate Wed 28-Jan-15 21:54:42

King Henry is sampling the parsnips

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NanKate Thu 29-Jan-15 14:20:16

And Thomas Cromwell prefers the turnips.

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Retiredguy Thu 29-Jan-15 15:16:06

Wolf Hall is so dark

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MiniMouse Thu 29-Jan-15 18:20:18

Its stone walls so stark

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NotTooOld Thu 29-Jan-15 18:22:38

And Anne Boleyn is a strumpet

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NanKate Thu 29-Jan-15 20:17:27

The sheep are tangoing in Halifax.

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FarNorth Thu 29-Jan-15 23:12:24

While wearing their wellies and pakamacs

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