Stolen reindeer

Mishap I just said to DS 'Why would you, who would have the nerve and why weren't they stopped?'

I would like to think that they were mounting a protest against so many xmas decorations being up so early!

Are we thinking venison casserole kittyl??

Well, that's their Christmas decorations sorted then. You almost can't help admiring their sheer nerve!

"Police are investigating a festive sort of crime after a large glittery, gold-coloured reindeer was taken from a retail park store."

Sounds like he was doing them a favour. I was caretaker at our chapel for a while, used to hate glitter, took me until March to get rid of it.

If anyone knows who did it, I could give them a good price for them - I love Reindeer (this year)

Oh no! Christmas, as the Sherriff of Nottingham said, is cancelled!