We have always sung "Another one bites the duster" by Queen. We also sing "Mitch Miller, had a brother for a sideboard, yes", not a clue what it should be. We also think that the song referred to by Starling is, "sharing his life with a monstrosity".
Brilliant, much better than the intended lyrics!
Having money taken from me for cancelled domestic insurance.
AIBU to feel enraged after all these years?


Time for a hearing test I think!
We once had Desmond Dekker doing a concert for us and DH spent all evening dragging him out of the pub and back onto the stage!