I have now seen everything

Quite

Galen - and that's supposed to be cheap? Eek, I think I would get frown lines from paying the bill.

Might it have had anything to do with rolling about in the hay?

I used to go to the Young Farmers' dances in my youth.

They did tell me about some of the services they offered but I always declined.
I didn't need Botox in those days.

I was going to suggest a service that farmers could perhaps offer, but I won't as it would be bound to offend some people...

Farmers are very versatile I'll have you know!

I didn't know farmers did Botox ....

It 's called diversifying. Farmers have been doing it for ages.

With everyone cleaning their teeth with fluorided toothpaste dentists have fewer cavities to fill, so they are filling the wrinkles instead.

Golden, lots don"t agree.

I think it is a case of whatever floats your boat!

Did he have time to remove the speculum?

I'm very wary of Botox and in fact any cosmetic procedure unless it is really necessary. I don't think it's right for a dentist to offer Botox at all. S/he is a dentist for heaven's sake!

Many years ago I went to a doctor for a smear test and he noticed I had a large mole over my eye and offered to remove it not because it was dangerous but because I would 'look better'. I told him where to get off and left!

I think a Venetian carnival mask is best for me

They would need a cement mixer for mine.

When we went to have our holiday jabs, the clinic was offering Botox too. I picked up a leaflet but the nurse type person said it wouldn't be appropriate for me. I think it would take too much filling to pad out my wrinkles!

Oranges don't move around and suddenly bite you.
I note we haven't heard from JaneA
Judging by her youthful appearance I suspect she self treats with Botox!
( ducks behind parapet)

Dentists can be very good at injections - though I have met some who could do with a bit more practice on oranges.

I haven't got wrinkles on my teeth

Sounds like good business practice: dentist has less time to fix your teeth because he/she is busy doing wrinkle treatments, you grimace more if you are in pain and that causes wrinkles and tension lines that the dentist can fix for you!

Really cannot think why ever not !

It's not what dentists should be doing! [old stick in the mud emoticon]

A local dentist has been offering Botox for ages, good on him , why not ?

Bishops?

Women dentists? Whatever next

It's two hers!