thatbags from your (challenging) post of 19.14,
I have only been able to come up with this below, only covers two of the different names for the shoe in question, so I have't exactly fulfilled the brief, but do I get points for effort?
I went off on me holiday, me daps were in me pack,
T’Landlady were a fussy sort, “said shoes go on the rack”
I said to her “these ‘ent me shoes, these here are me daps”
Said she “You can call ‘em what you like, I wont stand cheeky chaps!”
I left that place ,went on a cruise, I packed me pumps this time,
The brochure said I’d need them for a foreign sunny clime,
Me feet did sweat, me pumps did smell, the wife did take exception
I had to find some different shoes for the Captains Guest Reception.